Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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