who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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