Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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