well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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