What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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