He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I can't turn off my feet"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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