i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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