her vagine was all disorganized.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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