ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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