Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I am morally bankrupt
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
