i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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