we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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