Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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