I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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