He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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