drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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