He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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