absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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