I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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