The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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