white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I need you to use more vowels.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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