He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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