so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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