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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.

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  'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.

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• (818): View more from California

  Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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• (716): View more from New York

  The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.

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  It's been productive.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

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