You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it