Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.