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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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• (518): View more from New York

  med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's almost as awesome as vicodin.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic

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