This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge