You're so nebulous sometimes
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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my being single is dangerous.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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