you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?