wanna go halves on a baby?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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