I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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