Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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