You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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