well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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