i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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