I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
