I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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