So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
