this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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