you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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