I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I want her autograph on my taint
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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