I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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