We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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