why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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