I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Vodka?
Forever.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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