BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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