Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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