It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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