Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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