Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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