he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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