Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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