Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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