it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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