I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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