He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Your cock deserves a montage
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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