What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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