new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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