is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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