ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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