Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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