No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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